humor in snotty places

Me, to N: Do you want to try that snot sucker thing we bought today?

N, to me: Oh yes, it’s always been my dream to suck snot.


{{{Parenthood is glamorous no?}}}


I still get little shivers in my soul however when I’m making up bottles for the night. Glass bottles, creamy formula, my man next to me helping. Life is delicious and perfect.